A Letter to the dude across the libary

Dear Guy-Whose-Name-I-Don't-Know,

In case you didn't notice, you're in the libary. Funny, I've been sitting here in the campus library in complete and perfect silence for the last two house. Until you arrived. Apparently you're not here to work. You're here to chat with your friends (two females) about random, boring topics in a LOUD voice. I know all about you and you're 50 feet away from me, tucked inside my study carrel.

I am asking you respectfully to please lower your voice. If you choose not to, I'll be forced to take matters into my own hands and beat you senseless with my laptop. Seeing as though the laptop is technically not "mine" (property of the school district), that might be a problem. As long as it will stop your theology discussion, I'm willing to take the chance. Besides, I don't think the girls are impressed with your discussion anyway. They keep trying to change the subject!

Thanks for your cooperation.
Cactus
who isn't feeling sweet right now