Voodoo Doll

It's the end of another hard week. I am harboring ill feelings towards two people. One is a chick at work, who I'll refer to as "B", and my teacher, who I'll refer to as "M." Both needed a few pins in their voodoo dolls. Without one, I decided to turn to the internet. A person can find ANYTHING on the internet.

I found a nifty site where you can enter a person's name and decide which method of turtore you prefer the voodoo doll to endure. Would you like to iron the doll? Run over it with a car? Stick thumbtacks into it? You decide. All I can say is that I enjoyed myself, I feel better, and no one got hurt. Yet.

Online Voodoo Doll: http://www.guzer.com/animations/voodoo.php

Foil in Microwave - No sparks?

Today at work I had a container of leftover spaghetti from Fazoli's for lunch. I removed the plastic top and set the microwave for two minutes. I engaged in some teacher chit chat while waiting. Beep. Lunchtime. I went to pick up the container out of the microwave and yelped in pain. Yes, I failed to notice that the bottom part wasn't plastic but foil. My coworker was standing nearby and laughed at me. However, I learned something today. Just because it looks like foil doesn't mean that it is. There were no sparks. She told me that many companies are now making these "foil" appearing containers out of other materials. Is she crazy or has someone else heard of this?? My Fazoli's leftovers were delicious and I didn't ruin the staff microwave! :)

First Week of School

I survived the first week back to school. This week I'm going to bake brownies and slip Ritalin into the batch. Just kidding.

This Week's WTF

WTF!

Okay, we all know what WTF stands for, right? What the *#*@. So here's one that happened to me today:

Tonight at Jack in The Box, I received 21 packets of ketchup in my bag.

WTF?

Cactus Gets Philisophical

Life Lessons From Frogger

1. The beginning of the road is easy. Things move slowly and predictably. Things get progressively more difficult.

2. Pushing the joystick forward and taking the first step on your own is the worst.

3. Just when you get to the yellow safety zone at the middle of the screen, its time to move again.

4. Don't stand still too long or time will run out and you will die.

5. The little lillipads are tricks. They pop up at perfect times when you think you need them. Then they disappear when you land on them, killing you. Friendships sometimes work like this.

6. There will be cars that will try to push you out of the way to get ahead. Don't let them.

7. Approach each new game screen with an open mind. Assume nothing and don't always take someone else's word.

8. When things are going well, don't let it all get to your head and jump too quickly. You might throw yourself into the water.

9. Whatever you do, don't lose sight of the goal at the top.

10. If you get run over, GET BACK UP and start again.